I want to buy a vibrator please help!?

um.. doubt you can legally get one. but if you just go into a toy store and grab one and pay for it they might just let you get it. or you can always order online as long as YOU check the mail everyday. but you can always just look for any other sort of vibrating alternatives. like a vibrating razor (take off the razor end first!) or a vibrating toothbrush. i think that vibrating venus pink razor is good :)